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True Life: PLL has been leading me on for 5 years and counting


And so begins another year of questions that will soon be filed under the unanswered questions list we have been compiling for the past five years. Starting with Sarah stranger bitch. I can’t handle anymore new characters. I guess she technically isn’t new since she was mentioned once upon a moon. Regardless, we don’t need any new storylines until we get answers regarding the preexisting ones! If they don’t drop some heavy backstory knowledge about Charles on next week’s episode, “A” will be the least of their worries!

So we know Charles is Jason’s twin or brother. So if he is a twin, doesn’t that mean he’s Spencer’s half brother just like Jason?! How have the other parents never asked about him. Like, “Hey ally’s mom,  I remember you having 3 kids at one point. What happened to the other boy?” I don’t know.

I wonder how many episodes are going to be wasted on Sarah. I will only tolerate 12 mins of next weeks episode being dedicated to her backstory. Not a minute more.

I wonder what happened in their rooms. Hunger game style microchips inserted in their arms? Harry Potter style free hand insults carved into them? The list of possibilities are endless!

Oh and Mona better not get killed now or ever.

I hope next week’s episode is better :-/



Barrel Of Mona


How about that bomb at the end regarding the storage unit?! I really wish it would have been registered in Emily’s name though. That would have been the better choice. Surely once she found out the unit was in her name, she would have folded like a sheet of paper and brought all of the girls down with her. Five birds, one stone. That’s what I would have done if I were “A”.

Speaking of “A”, i’m tired of IT! Can we find out who this hoe is like this season? Just because we find out their identity, doesn’t mean “A” has to stop doing “A” shit! Like, what did the liars do to him/her that was soooo awful, they decided to dedicate their life to taking them down?! I need a face and a back story.

I hope Mona isn’t in that barrel. That would be so fucked up :(. Yall saw Spencer roll up on that “person” behind the clear curtains?! She told punk ass caleb to stay there and rolled right up front and center on what turned out to be an empty suit, but could have been a person! My nigga for LIFE! Wonder who the blonde haired girl is the teacher lady was referring to. I bet it’s fucking Cece. We still know basically nothing about that shady hoe.

Guy living in Spence’s backyard is a creep. I’ve got my eye on him. He reeks of ulterior motives.

New girl working at the Brew is a total lesbian and wants Emily. Bet