The Secret is out

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So last night April was FORCED to drop the C-bomb on her mom and grams. I’m surprised her mom didn’t put two and two together after she followed her to Uncle George’s office. Normal people would be like, “hmmmm, massive amount of pills, visits to a hospital that specializes in cancer…maybe she has cancer!” Well clearly it didn’t go that way and poor April was ambushed with an intervention! Even though the intervention was staged under false pretenses (suspected drug addiction), it was an intervention nonetheless, and there are fewer things in this world that grind my gears more than interventions. If I were April, I would have moonwalked right out of the house and not show up again for a few days. That would really throw the family into a tailspin. Probably thinking she was out in the streets prostituting and overdosing.

Uncle George has the nerves of a brass assed monkey! “Tell them or I will?” NO! WHY ARE YOU EVEN THERE? EVERYONE STILL HATES YOU! She should have told him to tell them about Natalie Ortiz or she would. That would be a low blow though, since it really affects her mom more, but hey, desperate times call for desperate measures.

How about Brenna and Greer? I kind of like Greer. Obviously Brenna does too but is too stubborn/ashamed to admit it. Now that they shared a tender moment on the bench outside, i think she will start to fall for her…like romantically. She has too since for the past two episodes, they kept emphasizing the fact that she’s a lesbian.

Will Asha get beat like Tina?

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Jelena is a stone cold bitch, but we all already knew that. Do you think Asha has the balls or skills to level the playing field with Jelena? I don’t think so…yet. I feel like it’s going to take a few episodes until Asha gets the hang of sabotage, but when she does, she will hit her where it hurts. Sloane needs to take a break from her Oscar witch hunt and team up with Asha against Jelena. Last night we did get a rare glimpse of Jelena the human. Her ice melted for about 30 mins. I actually kind of felt sorry for her. Seems lie she wants to stop being a raging psycho bitch but the allure is too strong. I want her with Terrence but she deserves Zero’s snake in the grass ass, although the thought of those two as a team make me shake in my boots. Well enough about her, lets talk about Derek Roman. Ummmm what a DICK! Why on God’s green earth would you put your crack in the top of her bag? First off, you shouldn’t have put it in their in the first place, but at least you could have made an effort to conceal it better you asshole! Yeah, he may have gotten her off with a warning, but the nerve of him! She’s a devil girl, she also has a career and reputation at stake. I know you guys might be like, “yeah, but his’ is more important.” Yall some hoes too then,lol! If you can’t take the heat stay out the kitchen Derek!…or your cocaine will turn to crack. And we’d have a bigger mess on our hands. Pete needs to get his life together. I’m over him and i’ve been over Lionel. He finally got her to sign the papers. Their one night stand had better be just that. A ONE NIGHT stand. I don’t want Sloan to come and save him either. I hope Raquel does because I want them to be together.

Good Riddance Harry

Mistresses-113 Ok, so I was excited when I macaroni headed Harry said he was going back to Austraila! I mean, he’s drop dead and all but he’s sooo annoying. I know Savi did him wrong and all, but he’s milking this victim roll for all it’s worth and then some! GET OVER IT ALREADY! Glad Joss couldn’t convince him to stay. Now lets talk about Savi and wreck boy. Whats his name? Zach? It should be homewrecker. He needs to go back to his side of town and make friends there! Join a book club, go play bingo on Thursday nights. I really don’t care what he does as long as he leaves Savi alone. I want her and Dom to work so badly, and he is fuckin it all up. Got Savi acting like a fool. She’s a family oriented lawyer by day, and a reckless teenager by night all because of that damn Zach! Dom, I am sorry you sexy slice of man pie. I hope she doesn’t break your beautiful heart. I hope Karen finds Ben and he accepts the truth. She needs a normal relationship asap. I can not wait to find out what secrets Dale is hiding! Who is this red headed step child? Is it his wife? Girlfriend? Baby mama? I need to know!!!

Witches of East End season 2 premier

5-witches-of-east-end Ok, so finally WOEE has returned!! Let me just first start by saying that I am SO happy that Killian is not dead! Dash is such a dick for bopping him on the head, throwing him in the boat and casting him off to sea unconscious and unprepared! I can’t believe he has the nerve to tell off hallucination Killian either. IT’S YOUR FAULT DASH, THAT’S WHY YOU KEEP SEEING HIM! He is out of control. Such a bad time for him to learn about his powers. I bet he is going to either out Ingrid or force her to help him master his’. All I know is he better not mess with Freya. Did you guys see the hate lasers he was serving when looking at her at the bar?! Actually, I hope he does so Ingrid, Wendy, Joanna, and Freya can SHUT. HIM. DOWN! Sooooo lets talk about Frederick…I don’t trust him any further than I can throw him. I’m with Wendy on this. Yeah, he cured your incurable disease, but he also said it doesn’t affect him because he’s built up an immunity. Soooo, he really didn’t do anything to warrant trust from her. It was a nice gesture, but he made no sacrifices for you. Had he, then he would have all of my trust until he was no longer deserving. I bet he was the one who carved that symbol on the poor asian man too. Last but certainly not least, WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT WITH INGRID IN THE WOODS, and what were they doing? “Do you need me to feed you?” WHAT?! He’s like a centaur with vines that molest people! I guess this season it’s Ingrid’s turn to get caught up in all types of shit. Last season it was Freya. It never failed! She was ALWAYS caught up in some shit that she couldn’t get out of by herself! All in all, I’m excited about this season. I have a feeling it’s going to be great!

Summary of the girls with a hint of last night’s episode

Since this is my first post, I will give you my feelings on each girl as well as a little bit of how I feel about their roles in last night’s episode (Ep 4 Se 5)   Spencer is legend. The girls would have been dead by now if it wasn’t for her. Every night they say their prayers, I hope they thank jesus for her. Hope she doesn’t go off the rails again on account of her dad and punk ass Melissa! I think her daddy killed Mrs. D, although I don’t care that she’s dead, and I also think Melissa is and always has been A! Emily, I thought I couldn’t be over her any more than i’ve been since season 2, but she proved me wrong last night. She is the weakest link in the history of ABC Family sitcoms! Spence can’t handle all of the pressure and sort out everyone’s messes forever! Emily is about as tall as a tower, and presumably as strong as an ox since she is, or was a jock, yet she brings nothing to the group but trouble!! She is usually the root of every side mess they get in (Alison being the main). Why would she tell Alison that the school kids were out to get her upon her return? Alison is grade A schizophrenic, no telling what she is going to do to prepare for her unwelcomed return. That in turn, will drag the liars further down the rabbit whole with her! Emily should have rallied the troops and kept a close eye on Alison at school instead. Aria and that damn funeral footage! If she played that video one more time, we would be watching her funeral on next weeks episode because I would have come to rosewood myself to end her! She needs to get over it! She killed Shauna with good reason! She can’t be losing her shit right now! Not with Alison finally back. She needs all her marbles just to keep up with the stress and lies that come with being Alison’s friend. Not to mention the attention that will follow once she returns to school. She needs to leave Ezra alone, who by the way can jump off a bridge for all I care, like why is he still on the show? Your time is up, you’re not A so you can leave now. But back to Aria, she needs to keep it together because Hannah beat her to the pre mid-life crisis award. Hannah, Hannah, Hannah! WTF is going on with you? Are you threatened that Ali is back so you have to give her back her look? Changing your look is one thing, but going back to your trifling ways is another! When she ripped the tag off those clothes in the dressing room i was like “DAMN YOU”. I can’t go down this road with her again. I’m still not mentally prepared for any breakdowns after dealing with Spencer and her pill poppin last semester. Still drains me to even think about it. Alison IS. KILLING. ME!! WHY CAN’T SHE TELL THE TRUTH FOR ONE NEW YORK MINUTE?! Jesus Christ, every time I try to feel for this kid, I can’t because she goes and starts some shit with her endless lies! Can you pick one of the girls and tell them the whole truth and nothing but the truth? Please? What are you hiding you fool?!? Mona is Batshit crazy. She had me fooled for a while. I always thought she was redeemable, but then she goes and does some underhanded shit and I realize she is a lost cause. I still secretly have hope for her though, and I am ashamed because of it. Whatever she has planned for Alison’s return will either be the most epic of take downs, or backfire and be the end of her. Hopefully she reconnects with Mike and maybe he can melt the ice away from her heart in time. She is totes creep though. Tune in next week and see what shit Spence will have to save them from!