Category Archives: Pretty Little Liars

Still lying…5 years later

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I know i’ve been gone for a while, but during my hiatus I was still keeping up with my shows. I’m just far to lazy to keep sharing my thoughts for extended periods of time. But i’m back once again. For how long? Your guess is as good as mine!

Ok, so you all know I love/hate Emily but mostly hate her. Well since she managed to survive 6.5 seasons, I was like FINE! We can start over. Hi, my name is Kylie, nice to meet you. She wasn’t getting on my nerves so far this season, and when I thought she had cancer, I was like noooooooooo! You’ve escaped death too many times to be taken out like that. Then we eventually find out she’s just donating her eggs -_-. Whatever…Well leave it to Beaver to be the first one to be caught up in some crazy stuff. I’m referring to her hallucination after her procedure. Maybe it did happen, who knows, but of course she’d be the first one out right attacked because she will forever be the weakest link!

I don’t trust Ally. Never have…wanted too…but probably never will. I wouldn’t put it past her to be on the “A” team.

Ian is suspect AF! What happened to him over the past 5 years? He’s been acting like a total homicidal FREAK! He’s always been low key weird though anyway.

Toby, Toby, Toby…Why is he still around?! He really has no place there now that him and Spence are no longer together. BYE STACY!

I can not with Caleb and Spencer! WHHHYYYYY? Why couldn’t she find a new love like the other girls? Why did her boo have to come from their recycling bin? Never really liked Caleb anyway. Prior to the end of this week’s episode, I was hoping for him and Toby to get into a total battle royale, fight to the death over Spencer, but plot twist…THEY BOTH DIE! That way we never have to see either of them again, and Spencer can get a new, more deserving, love interest.

Hannah has the flyest guy hands down. And he has an Australian accent?! HOLLA! Good on you Hannah! Now lets talk about Ashley and that drive. I’m no criminal, but i’m pretty sure the first rule of stealing evidence is to destroy said evidence once you get you hands on it! Am I right, or am i right?! Why steal it and then “keep it somewhere safe”? I’d take no chances of someone finding it, like I don’t know, someone who goes by “A” or Sara Harvey! I would have smashed that drive to pieces and then burned them in two separate fires on opposite ends of town! Get it together Ashley, and give that drive to Hannah, You don’t know how to play the game.

I still don’t trust Aria’s shady boots Daddy. He’s such a Chester the Molester weirdo.

Shouts out to Ella being back on the show though.

Aria still bores me.

The Pretty Little Messes

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When Emily kept putting her dad’s fatigue jacket on, I was thinking, ” Yes! She’s going to join the army and will only return for the series finale”, but then reality set in towards the end when Sarah McNobody was lurking from across the street. If I were Emily I wouldn’t give her the time of day! She was captive for 2 years! Her lack of basic instinct mixed with Emily’s all around uselessness can only mean one thing. A giant shit storm is a’brewin and Spencer is in no shape to take that on right now.

Aria is really desperate for an arrest. Lying to the police? Ella looked over at her like WHAT?! I bet she wishes she was still a Halliwell so she could freeze that situation and get Aria back in line! That would have made my LIFE! lol. For those poor souls who didn’t get my previous line, it’s a Charmed reference. Back in the day Ella played a witch named Piper Halliwell and one of her powers was the ability to stop, or freeze everything around her. Unless of course you were a demon, then that power had no effect on you. Enough about Piper, lets get back to the Liars!

Hannah needs to get a grip! “He played games with us all the time”. I may have been taken aback the first time he tried those “pick one” games but I would have been unbothered every time after that. So I have to pick one of them to get got or all of them suffer? Well guess what? All of them are going to suffer! That’s the only fair thing to do. This is how I see it. If you pick one, you are going to feel horrible about it and then might even sit around your creepy mock room driving yourself mad trying to justify why you picked one over the other. On the other hand, if you don’t pick at all, everyone gets it resulting in fair treatment of all, lol. Charles would probably get tired of me and my nonchalant attitude regarding him and his games.

Man, Spencer is the worst off of all of them. Dark circles under her eyes, her voice sounds tragic, can’t sleep, feigning  for some pills. I hope the pill she stole from Hannah is enough to get her a good nights sleep so she can bounce back. She looks like she just escaped from Radley’s (and yes I know it closed down).

Ally, it’s your turn to gather your strength and rise up! Hold down the fort until they all get their wits about them. Can you do that? You lived in the shadows for two years and evaded “A” all on your own throughout. Surely you’re capable of keeping them out of trouble for a while.

P.s Ummm where is Mona?

True Life: PLL has been leading me on for 5 years and counting

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And so begins another year of questions that will soon be filed under the unanswered questions list we have been compiling for the past five years. Starting with Sarah stranger bitch. I can’t handle anymore new characters. I guess she technically isn’t new since she was mentioned once upon a moon. Regardless, we don’t need any new storylines until we get answers regarding the preexisting ones! If they don’t drop some heavy backstory knowledge about Charles on next week’s episode, “A” will be the least of their worries!

So we know Charles is Jason’s twin or brother. So if he is a twin, doesn’t that mean he’s Spencer’s half brother just like Jason?! How have the other parents never asked about him. Like, “Hey ally’s mom,  I remember you having 3 kids at one point. What happened to the other boy?” I don’t know.

I wonder how many episodes are going to be wasted on Sarah. I will only tolerate 12 mins of next weeks episode being dedicated to her backstory. Not a minute more.

I wonder what happened in their rooms. Hunger game style microchips inserted in their arms? Harry Potter style free hand insults carved into them? The list of possibilities are endless!

Oh and Mona better not get killed now or ever.

I hope next week’s episode is better :-/

 

You’re more of an Austin Powers than a 007…

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Why did Hannah think she and Caleb could pull off some deep shit without Spencer? They cause so many problems for her! Leaving blood all on the floor in the room…just sloppy! Then here comes traitor ass Toby and the lady cop snooping around. I never like butt chin ass toby, but I really can’t stand him now. Why become a cop when you know the shit you and the girls been dealing with for the past few years. Now you want to be all on the straight and narrow. Puhlease

Didn’t I say that girl was diggin on Emily?! I’m not even going to complain that much because at least now we don’t have to continuously hear about the paige and emily drama. She needed a change of scenery. They are going to be going steady for a while and then Paige is going to pop up on Em;s doorstep like, “Surprise!” and fuck everything up. Ugh. I’m not ready

Leave it to Emily to suggest they split up inside an abandoned ice cream factory. We know Spencer can handle her own, the other two, not so much. That being said, Spence and Aria were the ones who almost froze to death though. Emily taking forever and a day to bust a pipe, break the control box. What are you good for, Em?

Ashley and the preacher. I wish she would tell me she had to think about accepting my proposal. Yes or No! Simple as that. If it’s not a yes, than it’s a no! If you need to think about it, I don’t want it. Ted is obviously really nice.

Barrel Of Mona

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How about that bomb at the end regarding the storage unit?! I really wish it would have been registered in Emily’s name though. That would have been the better choice. Surely once she found out the unit was in her name, she would have folded like a sheet of paper and brought all of the girls down with her. Five birds, one stone. That’s what I would have done if I were “A”.

Speaking of “A”, i’m tired of IT! Can we find out who this hoe is like this season? Just because we find out their identity, doesn’t mean “A” has to stop doing “A” shit! Like, what did the liars do to him/her that was soooo awful, they decided to dedicate their life to taking them down?! I need a face and a back story.

I hope Mona isn’t in that barrel. That would be so fucked up :(. Yall saw Spencer roll up on that “person” behind the clear curtains?! She told punk ass caleb to stay there and rolled right up front and center on what turned out to be an empty suit, but could have been a person! My nigga for LIFE! Wonder who the blonde haired girl is the teacher lady was referring to. I bet it’s fucking Cece. We still know basically nothing about that shady hoe.

Guy living in Spence’s backyard is a creep. I’ve got my eye on him. He reeks of ulterior motives.

New girl working at the Brew is a total lesbian and wants Emily. Bet

MILF…or in this case, MIF

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Jason and Ms. Marin, sitting in a tree….GROSS!!! Score one for Ms. Marin, zero for Jason. He was her well overdue come up. When was the last time she got some action? Last season with that old preacher? Jason gets no points because THAT’S HANNAH’S MOM! He’s a dirty dog, i tell ya! Now that Hannah knows what went down between the two, it might cause a rift between her and Spencer. My guess is she’s going to tell Spence, who is going to get defensive of Jason, which Hannah won’t appreciate and then the divide will begin. Surely the others will be dragged into the drama as well, expected to choose a side. Emily, of course is going to try and play peacemaker and straddle the fence, only she will actually be making things worse in true Emily fashion. And thanks to this petty bullshit, “A” will take this opportunity of unrest between the liars to hit them good and hard. Well at least that’s what I think is going to happen. I’m probably fifty shades of wrong though. If I were Hannah, I would be side eying the shit out of my mom. And when I wasn’t in the mood for side eyes, I would shoot glares her way as often as possible, letting her know, without outright letting her know, that I know…what she did last summer! Got carried away, I meant last night :).

It’s no secret Spencer is the best liar and that most of us would follow her into the depths of hell unbothered because we knew she would get us back out practically unscathed. I admire her, but she needs to learn how to not get involved with the problems of others. It’s like second nature to her but she needs to realize that that pesky quality of hers is going to get her caught up in a major way one day. A way that she won’t even be able to weasel her way out of. If anyone is in trouble, the first person they run to is her, when they should have come to her before getting into the trouble in the first place. Caleb is in her kitchen dropping the murder weapon on her counter. She agrees to help him get rid of it. Caleb, you are an inconsiderate bunghole. She should have told him to pack that knife back up and kick rocks! I wish he would have roasted in that pottery oven. Maybe next time. Everyone needs to learn how to get themselves out of the troubles they cause. They wait until they are up the creek with not only no paddles, but half a damn boat before they come to her. Sort it out! Leave my nigga Spence out of it!

I was over creepy Toby, reborn Toby, and now noble policeman Toby. Can he die already?

Emily is out here acting like a crackhead trying to get money to see Paige…FUCK PAIGE!

Lets all take a moment to thank god for letting Aria get into college. All those denials were starting to stress ME out 0_0

Busted!

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Finally Ally has been caged. Obviously she isn’t “A”, but I still love the fact that she is being held accountable for at least one of her crimes against humanity. Maybe she didn’t kill Mona…either way, she has done plenty to end up in the slammer. If only for a few days or so. Surely she will be getting out soon. And I’m sure Jason will be on the top of her hit list.

Good riddance Paige. I wish you would have taken Emily with you.

I’m glad Spencer was cleared. I think She would have adapted to prison life pretty quickly, and survived, but the other liars wouldn’t last a school week, let alone a whole week in these streets without her. They should be thanking their lucky stars their plan came together and got ally caught up.

I just wish Mona were still alive. As batshit as she was 😦